FOR THE PAST LIKE THREE DAYS DEVIN AND HANNAH KEEP TEXTING ME WITHIN A MINUTE OF EACH OTHER SO I NEVER KNOW WHO EACH NOTIFICATION IS FROM

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

tony walks into his living room one day to see clint on the couch eating cheetos “how did you even get in my house?!” “don’t worry,” natasha says “i let him in.” “hOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?”

clint is like “fuck off i just saved the tri-state area.” “i didn’t hear about anything happening to the tri state area” says tony. “yeah,” clint says "that’s because i do my goddamned job.”

(via lordlokisilvertongueshipsdestiel)

Tags: avengers

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via worthwhile)

Tags: ugh x

How I’m spending my day

How I’m spending my day

In my experience Niall is the most photogenic member of 1d

deprofundisclamoadte:

hornswaggler:

Training session that consists of Clint beating everyone at dodgeball

I enjoy this

he nails natasha in the head and everybody freezes in terror

they have to coax him down from the rafters hours later

"it’s ok, she’s gone"

"NO SHE ISN’T SHE’S JUST WAITING"

(via rorywilliamspants)

Tags: avengers

asmilinggoddess:

when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you messing with me right now”

(via rorywilliamspants)

consulting-cannibal:

do you think if the sandwich hit dean it would stay stuck in him

(via teamfreewill-fanart)

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

(Source: boiledjeans, via rorywilliamspants)

Tags: funny stuff

jayethehuman:

 Shel Silverstein ♡

jayethehuman:

Shel Silverstein ♡

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

(via luciferwearsamwinchester)

Tags: x

tempeh-princess:

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself in a really good book or movie

(Source: tofugoddess, via wwavvy)

Tags: helpful

I cry about stupidest fucking things in the world

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(Source: friendlyaxolotl, via not-in-front-of-the-klingons)

Tags: Pretty much me

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Tags: me